"Neal J. Comeaux
is an interesting person!"


Can you guess what model and year Neal's antique car is?
Read this article to find out!

This is one small piece of a very interesting person's story!
as related by Bob W.

(article posted 18 Sept 1997)


 
 

I
f you guessed that Mr. Neal's antique is a 1956 BMW Isetta, then you guessed right!

When we say Mr. Neal is a very interesting person, you can believe it!

Mr. Neal retired from Shell Oil in 1977 where he worked as a tin smith, a profession which doesn't exist today as it did while Neal worked at Shell Oil. Being a tin smith meant being a craftsman, artist, inventor, and creator all in one. You frequently were called upon to build from scratch, or create totally unique solutions out of various forms of metal in order to solve refinery plant needs.

This unique creativeness, desire to invent, restore and build didn't slow down after Mr. Neal's retirement! The following are only some of Mr. Neal's past projects and interesting ways he continues to be creative;

After seeing several commercial mechanisms designed to put catalyst in the furnace tubes fail miserably, Mr. Neal decided to fabricate one of his own. The result was a resounding success and it is still being used to this day.

One was sent to Houston refinery as a Pattern so they could make their own. However, the engineers couldn't figure out how it worked so they wrote back for some instructions from Mr. Neal.

This creative desire to find a "better way" has remained with him in his retirement. At present he is experimenting with "free energy", with the aid of the "lost inventions" of Nikola Tesla, the true "Father of Radio",and not Marconi, as the history books insist.

His inventiveness began to show at an early age. When he was about are ten he gathered some truck innertubes and sliced them lengthways into 2 inch straps. These were tied together to form a heavy elastic cord. In those days innertubes were made of real rubber instead of man-made rubber, and were very elastic.

It was a simple matter to tie one end of this cord to a tree on the side of the road and the other end to the front end of his coaster wagon. Then a half-dozen of his friends would drag the wagon away from the tree to the extent of their strength. While they held on for dear life, the designated driver would climb aboard. When the wagon was released the driver would be given the "sling-shot ride of his life"

He once made a miniature steam engine with a bore of only 3/8 inches and a stroke of 1/2 inch that ran like the dickens with only 60# air Pressure.

Since his retirement he has tended towards more serious pursuits. A case in point is the gasoline vaporizer he fabricated for use in place of a carburetor in his mini-motorhome. It made his Gasoline consumption drop from 10 miles to the Gallon to a whopping 100+ miles to the Gallon as shown on his on-board computer and double-checked by the conventional gas gauge.

Less demanding was the compiling of the Comeaux genealogy. Neal has the Comeaux family down to the year 1335, and comprises more than 5000 names ( If any one of them had never lived, Neal would not have been born!) This is a sobering thought, indeed.

In a lighter vein, he once fabricated a bicycle out of parts from seven different bicycles. This bike had a rear fork that swiveled just as the front fork did. It was extremely difficult to ride but Mr. Neal mastered it and rode it in Mardi Gras parades for a number of years much to the merriment of the spectators.

Another project of his was the restoring of a 1910 Fairbanks Morse single cylinder Gasoline engine. He is also restoring a 1958 Bermuda Moped.

We hope have more articles about some of Mr. Neal's many inventions in the near future!

This article though, is about his 1956 BMW Isetta.

What is a BMW Isetta? Where better to look than in Mr. Neal's original MANUEL D` INSTRUCTIONS! It states:

The Motocoupe BMW-Isetta is not an automobile or a midget car or just a scooter with weather protection. It is rather a new solution of the motoring problem. Its maneuverability in city traffic, the absolute weather protection yet permitting a draft-free open-air drive through a folding roof and transparent canopy arrangement, its comfortable interior dimensions, quick acceleration and considerable top speed by a high-performance air-cooled engine unit,—are all advantages which make the BMW-Isetta a vehicle that we are sure will meet the motoring trend of a wide public as a safe-to-handle runabout suitable for city traffic and country driving, for field tracks and highways alike. Excellent road holding and a brake system of surprising efficiency ensure a maximum of riding safety.



Dustin is having fun sitting in grandpa Neal's BMW Isetta. A sticker on the front bumper reads, "Get a horse"!

Mr. Neal has the original owners manual, as well as, a small blue book(Montag's Blue Horse Memorandum Book) which the original owner used to record the mileage, gallons of gasoline used, mpg obtained, date recorded, and remarks. The very first entry shows 2820 miles, 2.6 gallons gas, 52 mpg, date 12/1/57 and down the remarks column shows oil additions and changes and addition of battery water(something we don't worry about these days).

Where did Mr. Neal get his BMW Isetta from? A friend of his owned the car and for many years Mr. Neal would keep asking him if he wanted to sell it. No, I don't want to sell it, his friend kept answering. Finally one day, years later, Mr. Neal's friend came and asked if he was still interested in the car. Oh great! Now you ask me if I want the car. I still want the car, but when I had the money to buy it you wouldn't sell it, now that I have a wife and four children and can't afford it, you want to know if I'm interested! Well, Mr. Neal's friend said he was tired of the car and Mr. Neal could just have it. A lot of work has been completed on the car since then, but would you believe that this classic has:

  • original paint still!
  • what looks to be original upholstery and in great shape!
  • still runs, only needs a little carburetor cleanup!
  • a functional, from the factory, sun roof canopy!
  • only 38,326 original miles!
  • original hub caps (in great shape) in a box in storage!

What are specifications for the BMW-Isetta? We won't list them all, but a summary of some of the usual specifications are:

  • Engine: BMW single-cylinder, four-stroke engine, blower cooled
  • Capacity: 250 c.c. or 300 c.c. engine (that is 14.83 cu. in./18.61 cu in.)
  • Power: 12 bhp at 5,800 rpm/13 bhp at 5,200 rpm
  • Clutch: single plate dry clutch
  • Transmission: BMW four forward speed and reverse gearbox
  • Weight: Curb weight approx. 770 lbs.
  • Max speed: 53 mph
  • Fuel consumption: 63-67 miles/U.S. gal.
  • Fuel Tank: 3.4 U.S. Gal


The rear wheels are closer together partly because there is no differential. The rear axle is chain driven from the motor which is mounted on the right side of the vehicle just in front of the rear wheel.


When asked what they liked about the car most, Mr. Neal's wife Jerry, said that all the attention you get when you ride around in the car is fun! Everyone turns and looks at you as you go down the road and when you get in and out of the car!

Asked if they would ever let the car go, Mr. Neal said that they had once written to Jay Leno to see if he would be interested in the car as he is a collector of old vehicles

Mr. Neal though that Tom Benson should be interested in the car because it would be perfect to stand up in while someone drove across the football field and Mr. Benson could twirl his umbrella!

Mrs. Neal thought a car dealership might be interested in the car for their show room as an attraction to car buyers! However, Mr. Benson never answered his letter.

Maybe it's better that Mr. Neal never got an answer, he still enjoys his 1956 BMW Isetta!

 

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